What is it about TSA that makes them really want to touch people’s junk? Maybe it’s because it’s their jobs, or maybe that’s why they took the job in the first place. Whatever the case may be, mandated body scanner machines are annoying, even if they might be necessary in this day and age.
TSA has been pushing more and more requirements and restrictions on its passengers since 9/11. First, the banning of sharp objects. Then came liquids over three ounces. Next, shoes were a no-go (pretty gross when you have to walk around the filthy airport floor in your socks… or bare feet if you have sandals… instant toe fungus!). And, finally, we have the full body scanner. TSA workers were caught joking about the size of some employee’s junk, and it made news.
More recently, one man stood up against pat downs and body scanners. That man became a YouTube sensation, and has gone viral. He vehemently denied TSA’s sexual advances (that’s what he said), and told them “don’t touch my junk.” Now that’s balls!
Encroaching government “activities” are something we can all go against in unison (what fun!). The don’t touch my junk episode is sure to go down in history as mankind’s stand against government mandated groping, and we don’t have to take it!
Fight back against the TSA with these funny don’t touch my junk t-shirts here, as well as hoodies for the winter season. If they can read, maybe they won’t try to touch. Here are some great ones that would make pretty funny gifts:
